Following are the oneliners picked from class session of marketing by our instructor Prof. P.K. Yadav.....Despite being a personal blog i would love to share these mighty one-liners used in class...to make a point more assertive rather than aggresive...well many of us might have condaratictory views on some of them but they are worth creating an agitation in mind regarding corporates and corporate world...
->Customer is the "KING".
->Half of the money in advertising is a waste but we don't know the which half.
->Smiles attracts smiles.
-->Every decision is a cost.
-->cost is profit lost.
-->Satisfy a customer if he comes back to you it's the beginning of a relationship.
-->Build a company to sell it off.
-->Buying should be an experience.
-->Harvard is as old as education is.
-->A man is an Economic man.
-->People will not buy until they are persuaded.
-->Jargons change but essence don't.
-->Work on your strength compete on it.
-->Kill competition on there weakness.
-->Customers do not want a drill rather they want an aid to make a hole.
-->Change yourself it's less costly.
-->Target never depend on wants rather on demands.
-->Always know WHO YOU ARE COMPETING WITH?
-->Operational issues kill the idea.
-->always ask WHAT IS IN IT FOR ME?
-->Market place has converted into market space.
-->Everything gets copied within days...so always be ready with something new.
-->Love money not business
-->Don't love stocks love prices.
-->Life is a game of constraints.
-->Americans create company to sell it.
-->Acquire product,Retain services,create apostle*
-->Everybody can blossom we need the right ground "fertile ground"
-->Relationship is there till it's beneficial.
-->Sometime due to cost of change people don't break relationship.
-->Never underestimate power of powerless.
-->Loose the business but don't agree on unethical demand
-->Success bread success.
-->People cheat if they have short term interest.
-->Cats should be fragmented so that monkey can have his share.
-->In jungle you know your enemy but in corporate you don't know your enemies.
-->Be clear what you want.(READ IT ONCE AGAIN.)
-->You can make mistake while choosing your friends but choose your enemy wisely.
-->Find a true enemy.
-->If market share is lost nothing is lost.
If brand is lost something is lost.
but if customer is lost everything is lost.
dedicated to unending and incomplete world of marketing...
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Monday, September 17, 2007
Quotes straight from mind not heart!!! (part 2 :more condensed)
22.you know why life is so unpredictable coz life is just like a football game where every kick is not always towards goal it may be a back pass.
23.a footballer is a person to be idolised coz they practically explain if he can't score a goal alone then probably he will pass the ball(job) to someone who can do it for him.
24.you may be a pack of uranium which can destroy the world but then also u need a proton to start the reaction(process).so never be ALONE.
25.live a life of a soap bar if handled properly clean others if mishandled then make them fall.
26.Don't feel proud,not even for the clothes u wear,let clothes feel proud that it's u who chose them to wear.
27.it's not god help those who help themselves,it's god stand with those who held themselves.
28.if world's most physically advanced(powerful) man has brain of a child he will be brought down sooner or later.
29.it's not body which makes an impact it's actually mind.
30.if physical impression is what u count the most then u should probably be only in glamour world.
31.if u choose the path of success where u have to loose ur mental peace then it's probably u who chose the path not me.
32.Most of the organizations/groups/communities we would love to be a part have 1 common agenda-UNITED WE STAND AND UNITED WE HATE. so start hating something to be a part of something.
33.Faith is nothing but that blank cheque which a follower has,which he knows will never bounce although he never uses it.
34.Commitment is that cherry cake which if not eaten in time will change into a pack of bacteria and fungus which u will have to carry until u really eat it.
35.if people SUCKS then give them that part of your body where u love it the most.
36.let people cheat on you but try not to forget the trick they used on u.
37.if world is only for beautifuls then there must have been a law to kill those who are not beautiful.
38.any relationship be it good or bad starts with a basic funda of give and take.
39.any two humans going out together ,laughing together,enjoying together-it means they practised give and take formula religiously.
40.a step forward is more contending then to just only think i will jump.
23.a footballer is a person to be idolised coz they practically explain if he can't score a goal alone then probably he will pass the ball(job) to someone who can do it for him.
24.you may be a pack of uranium which can destroy the world but then also u need a proton to start the reaction(process).so never be ALONE.
25.live a life of a soap bar if handled properly clean others if mishandled then make them fall.
26.Don't feel proud,not even for the clothes u wear,let clothes feel proud that it's u who chose them to wear.
27.it's not god help those who help themselves,it's god stand with those who held themselves.
28.if world's most physically advanced(powerful) man has brain of a child he will be brought down sooner or later.
29.it's not body which makes an impact it's actually mind.
30.if physical impression is what u count the most then u should probably be only in glamour world.
31.if u choose the path of success where u have to loose ur mental peace then it's probably u who chose the path not me.
32.Most of the organizations/groups/communities we would love to be a part have 1 common agenda-UNITED WE STAND AND UNITED WE HATE. so start hating something to be a part of something.
33.Faith is nothing but that blank cheque which a follower has,which he knows will never bounce although he never uses it.
34.Commitment is that cherry cake which if not eaten in time will change into a pack of bacteria and fungus which u will have to carry until u really eat it.
35.if people SUCKS then give them that part of your body where u love it the most.
36.let people cheat on you but try not to forget the trick they used on u.
37.if world is only for beautifuls then there must have been a law to kill those who are not beautiful.
38.any relationship be it good or bad starts with a basic funda of give and take.
39.any two humans going out together ,laughing together,enjoying together-it means they practised give and take formula religiously.
40.a step forward is more contending then to just only think i will jump.
TRUST!!
Anyone can think for u,
Anyone can help u,
Anyone can guard u,
Anyone can predict for u,
Anyone can lend u,
Anyone can be ur god father,
Anyone can be ur lucky charm,
Anyone can guide u for ur betterment,
And Anyone can save u from a big disaster,
STOP searching someone superhuman to be with u,
STOP searching someone perfect to stand by u,
STOP searching someone who can save u forever,
Coz searches always end with multiple choices,
search always confuses.
Anyone can have a good perception,
Anyone can have a good intution,
Anyone can be kind and merciful to u,
Anyone can love u more than anything on this world,
Anyone can make ur whole life wonderful,
Anyone can be ur energy store,
To have a person who is there for u ,
to think for u,help u ,guard u,protect u
U just have to TRUST...
believe me just TRUST (ANY)-ONE-...
Anyone can help u,
Anyone can guard u,
Anyone can predict for u,
Anyone can lend u,
Anyone can be ur god father,
Anyone can be ur lucky charm,
Anyone can guide u for ur betterment,
And Anyone can save u from a big disaster,
STOP searching someone superhuman to be with u,
STOP searching someone perfect to stand by u,
STOP searching someone who can save u forever,
Coz searches always end with multiple choices,
search always confuses.
Anyone can have a good perception,
Anyone can have a good intution,
Anyone can be kind and merciful to u,
Anyone can love u more than anything on this world,
Anyone can make ur whole life wonderful,
Anyone can be ur energy store,
To have a person who is there for u ,
to think for u,help u ,guard u,protect u
U just have to TRUST...
believe me just TRUST (ANY)-ONE-...
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Quotes straight from mind not heart!!!
these lines came into my mind at different phases of my life atleast i thought so at that juncture of time if not now!!they r original in everysense...i can elaborate each thought to 100 lines write up so if u have any queries feel free to debate .if u kind of liked it then plz post comments.
1.if defeat doesn't effect your stand u will succeed.
2.don't take step backward not even to gain momentum.
3.it's not what u eat gives u strength, it's what u digest gives u strength.
4.A thing of happiness and pride will take it's share when it leaves.
5.only those succeed for whom defeat doesn't matter.
6.Fear and jealousy is not becoz he is a leader but becoz he governs himself perfectly.
7.break the rules to make the rules.
8.don't approach mountains when u can be hill of plain.
9.success with small leaps get assured of defeats with big leaps.
10.if u really want to go down in history then probably take out time to know history.
11.past is all full of mistakes,future is unknown it's only present which is errorless until it becomes past.
12.if ur able to increase reaction time of a person by 1 second ur happiness will increase by 10 percent.
13.it's not that people forget it very soon it's u who was not able to make a mark(scar) which lasts forever.
14.what makes u feel happier in the end people expected and u succeded or nobody expected and u won.
15.respect and honour is only for originality,copy never lasts.
16.if by speaking u can make an impact then by not speaking u can create terror.
17.intelligence is nothing but one more way to tackle a problem.
18.i don't know the success mantra but depression mantra is unplanned moves.
19.when u can't think of itplz tell me how will u achieve it.
20.if ur planning is ur achievement then don't be sad in future.
21.beleive it or not but best followers have max. followers in the end.
1.if defeat doesn't effect your stand u will succeed.
2.don't take step backward not even to gain momentum.
3.it's not what u eat gives u strength, it's what u digest gives u strength.
4.A thing of happiness and pride will take it's share when it leaves.
5.only those succeed for whom defeat doesn't matter.
6.Fear and jealousy is not becoz he is a leader but becoz he governs himself perfectly.
7.break the rules to make the rules.
8.don't approach mountains when u can be hill of plain.
9.success with small leaps get assured of defeats with big leaps.
10.if u really want to go down in history then probably take out time to know history.
11.past is all full of mistakes,future is unknown it's only present which is errorless until it becomes past.
12.if ur able to increase reaction time of a person by 1 second ur happiness will increase by 10 percent.
13.it's not that people forget it very soon it's u who was not able to make a mark(scar) which lasts forever.
14.what makes u feel happier in the end people expected and u succeded or nobody expected and u won.
15.respect and honour is only for originality,copy never lasts.
16.if by speaking u can make an impact then by not speaking u can create terror.
17.intelligence is nothing but one more way to tackle a problem.
18.i don't know the success mantra but depression mantra is unplanned moves.
19.when u can't think of itplz tell me how will u achieve it.
20.if ur planning is ur achievement then don't be sad in future.
21.beleive it or not but best followers have max. followers in the end.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Kal ho na ho
secret of sucess lies in today,
if u can't change today,then be assured
tommorow won't be bright
everybody should delete two days of his life,
these two days are so boring that even if you think about it
you can waste ur whole life.
these two days have doomed many intelligent humans who could have served the world on so many ways...
each and every succesful men never think about these two days,they don't have time to waste on it.
these two days can be bright,only if u don't think about it.
let others think about it.
these two days are yesterday and tommorow
never clutch yesterday so tight that you have to be embarssed for present
And tommorow is the consequence of what you to today
if u will think about tommorow then next day also u'll just sit and think
there will be no time to execute your will
so,plan everything for today,leave tommorow on god
take today as the day which would never come
LIVE intensely for today as no can assume tommorow
always remember kal ho na ho!!!
if u can't change today,then be assured
tommorow won't be bright
everybody should delete two days of his life,
these two days are so boring that even if you think about it
you can waste ur whole life.
these two days have doomed many intelligent humans who could have served the world on so many ways...
each and every succesful men never think about these two days,they don't have time to waste on it.
these two days can be bright,only if u don't think about it.
let others think about it.
these two days are yesterday and tommorow
never clutch yesterday so tight that you have to be embarssed for present
And tommorow is the consequence of what you to today
if u will think about tommorow then next day also u'll just sit and think
there will be no time to execute your will
so,plan everything for today,leave tommorow on god
take today as the day which would never come
LIVE intensely for today as no can assume tommorow
always remember kal ho na ho!!!
Life
life is to respect others
life is to love others
life is to listen to others
life is to be caring and concerned
God never gave us life to fight
nor i think to ask for our rights
he gave us mind to judge whats right
life is to struggle but do giggle
life is to work hard but do soften up your heart
life is to keep climbing up the stairs
but do remember all the stepping stones
even our parents are stairs who help us in climbing
but that doesn't mean when u r on top u forget the rest
life is to survive when ur r deprived
live neither with ur head down
nor ur face in hiding even if sorrows surround live with face smiling
life is to be in peace
as someone said"Buy mental peace at any cost never get tension even if free of cost"
coz as
" reflection can't be seen in boiling water so truth can't be seen in state of anger"
life is to love others
life is to listen to others
life is to be caring and concerned
God never gave us life to fight
nor i think to ask for our rights
he gave us mind to judge whats right
life is to struggle but do giggle
life is to work hard but do soften up your heart
life is to keep climbing up the stairs
but do remember all the stepping stones
even our parents are stairs who help us in climbing
but that doesn't mean when u r on top u forget the rest
life is to survive when ur r deprived
live neither with ur head down
nor ur face in hiding even if sorrows surround live with face smiling
life is to be in peace
as someone said"Buy mental peace at any cost never get tension even if free of cost"
coz as
" reflection can't be seen in boiling water so truth can't be seen in state of anger"
Why did God Create SEX??
god doesn't make mistakes or have flaw
then why did he made sex as universal law
some say god made sex to survive humanity
then why do females have so much vanity(empty pride)
why did god made sex so tedious and embarassing
why did he made sex so sexy
and why did he being so religious himself,make such unreligious thing
i mean most religions are against it,some have even banned it
god is great,he made everything so perfect,
then why did he made sex so controversial process
if god made sex just to survive humanity
he could have made it simpler,like amoeba increases it's population by dividing itself
like this sex would have been less controversial,less sensational and less pleasurable
or he could have made it much more easier,
like by rubbing hands or like fish reproduce,eggs float in water and when they come in contact
with male sperms they convert to tadpole then fish.
God could have choosen a more simpler way like kissing hand,like this no one would need privacy,no couple would have to hide ina room
But when god created everything so perfect
then why sEX? why SEX?
Answer is god doesn't make mistakes,
he did everything for humans sake,
he didn't make it simpler,
rather he nade it more tougher
he had a secret agenda and motive
he made it difficult and addictive
if we analyse sex phenomenon closer
sex doesn't come that easy,even we are so liberal
having sex is such a big challenge
because we need a partner to complete the process
And partner don't stand at your door wearing good dress
to get someone first of all u have to admit u need someone
usually humans are so arrogant,that they shout around
i don't need anything or anyone
so,until you are humble and caring u won't get a partner so easily
usually men don't admit for many years that they need wife
coz they are either arrogant or afraid to be rejected
so,we are forced to overcome fear
so sex teaches us faith and courage
in order to enjoy sex we need to get unified to other human beings
we need to overcome pride to make friends,to be kind ,romantic
we need to overcome disunity,disaggrement
we should know to forgive,put aside small conflicts
so sex teaches us humility
we have to give to recieve
we have to give affection ,help and love
so sex teaches us unselfishness,love and charity
if god could have committed mistake,
if we could have reproduced just by shaking hands
we all would have bottled ourselves alone,we could have killed each other even for tiniest disopinion
adam and eve would have killed each other
so my friends...
SEX IS NOT BAD ONLY ATTITUDE IS BAD...
not by william sexfear...
(wrote it in 2003)
then why did he made sex as universal law
some say god made sex to survive humanity
then why do females have so much vanity(empty pride)
why did god made sex so tedious and embarassing
why did he made sex so sexy
and why did he being so religious himself,make such unreligious thing
i mean most religions are against it,some have even banned it
god is great,he made everything so perfect,
then why did he made sex so controversial process
if god made sex just to survive humanity
he could have made it simpler,like amoeba increases it's population by dividing itself
like this sex would have been less controversial,less sensational and less pleasurable
or he could have made it much more easier,
like by rubbing hands or like fish reproduce,eggs float in water and when they come in contact
with male sperms they convert to tadpole then fish.
God could have choosen a more simpler way like kissing hand,like this no one would need privacy,no couple would have to hide ina room
But when god created everything so perfect
then why sEX? why SEX?
Answer is god doesn't make mistakes,
he did everything for humans sake,
he didn't make it simpler,
rather he nade it more tougher
he had a secret agenda and motive
he made it difficult and addictive
if we analyse sex phenomenon closer
sex doesn't come that easy,even we are so liberal
having sex is such a big challenge
because we need a partner to complete the process
And partner don't stand at your door wearing good dress
to get someone first of all u have to admit u need someone
usually humans are so arrogant,that they shout around
i don't need anything or anyone
so,until you are humble and caring u won't get a partner so easily
usually men don't admit for many years that they need wife
coz they are either arrogant or afraid to be rejected
so,we are forced to overcome fear
so sex teaches us faith and courage
in order to enjoy sex we need to get unified to other human beings
we need to overcome pride to make friends,to be kind ,romantic
we need to overcome disunity,disaggrement
we should know to forgive,put aside small conflicts
so sex teaches us humility
we have to give to recieve
we have to give affection ,help and love
so sex teaches us unselfishness,love and charity
if god could have committed mistake,
if we could have reproduced just by shaking hands
we all would have bottled ourselves alone,we could have killed each other even for tiniest disopinion
adam and eve would have killed each other
so my friends...
SEX IS NOT BAD ONLY ATTITUDE IS BAD...
not by william sexfear...
(wrote it in 2003)
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Miss You!!!
miss,you are so cute
miss,you are so attractive
that when not infront of me,i miss you
i miss you when my mind is free,
free of studies,class and daily chores,
although only for some hours,
but that's the time i become restless
miss,you have become my inspiration
miss,you are the cause of my perspiration
miss,you seem to be near my heart
miss,you seem to be an integral part
i was practically arbit in past
my life has taken a good turn,
miss,you are the source of all the little fun(which i have)
it's not that you occupy my mind all the time,
but when your fever starts it remains for some time
god if i would have 10 pounds less in my tummy,
i would have definetly reached to ur mummy
to ask for your lovely hand,
but all these are imaginary thoughts
thoughts are pleasing but ultimately they are mere thoughts,
but reality is i love you and miss you a lot!
miss,you are so attractive
that when not infront of me,i miss you
i miss you when my mind is free,
free of studies,class and daily chores,
although only for some hours,
but that's the time i become restless
miss,you have become my inspiration
miss,you are the cause of my perspiration
miss,you seem to be near my heart
miss,you seem to be an integral part
i was practically arbit in past
my life has taken a good turn,
miss,you are the source of all the little fun(which i have)
it's not that you occupy my mind all the time,
but when your fever starts it remains for some time
god if i would have 10 pounds less in my tummy,
i would have definetly reached to ur mummy
to ask for your lovely hand,
but all these are imaginary thoughts
thoughts are pleasing but ultimately they are mere thoughts,
but reality is i love you and miss you a lot!
Friday, August 17, 2007
it's not the right time
it's 12 pm night and it's write time
to write about that it's not the right time
it's not the right time to fall in love
it's not the right time to think about someone
it's not the right time to admire her stare her or talk to her
coz it's already october and life has to take pin point turn
to meet my desired destiny
otherwise i'll fall in love and never rise in life
it's time to sacrifice everyother desire
love studies coz they never want your money,gifts,
it wants ur presence and heart
and it has the power to return it with care
"To be a overnite star i have to starve till death for all these months to come"
god give me the strength to bear my sorrows my work and my body
give me the strength to make my love for studies fruitful
now,whether u look at me ,laugh,stare at me
i won't respond coz i'll gift u something
out of the world just wait and watch
u girl,u r the power house amd i'm a
small tubelight which takes it's time to burn(light)
so i forget u for a while and expect the same.
god do pass this message to her through ur mighty power....
to write about that it's not the right time
it's not the right time to fall in love
it's not the right time to think about someone
it's not the right time to admire her stare her or talk to her
coz it's already october and life has to take pin point turn
to meet my desired destiny
otherwise i'll fall in love and never rise in life
it's time to sacrifice everyother desire
love studies coz they never want your money,gifts,
it wants ur presence and heart
and it has the power to return it with care
"To be a overnite star i have to starve till death for all these months to come"
god give me the strength to bear my sorrows my work and my body
give me the strength to make my love for studies fruitful
now,whether u look at me ,laugh,stare at me
i won't respond coz i'll gift u something
out of the world just wait and watch
u girl,u r the power house amd i'm a
small tubelight which takes it's time to burn(light)
so i forget u for a while and expect the same.
god do pass this message to her through ur mighty power....
Monday, August 13, 2007
Your Body is a Wonderland
Sometimes u stare ,at me
Sometimes u dare ,to talk to me
Sometimes u laugh ,looking at me
Sometimes u follow ,till the canteen
u r so wonderful that no words to write
i cry like a baby when ur out of sight
i don't carry ur photograph anywhere
coz u occupy my heart everywhere
u r slim,i am fat
u r cheez i am rat
destiny seems to be so harsh
that rat never gets cheese until they are converted to ash
i mean they have it when they are in trap
but fear of death don't let them consume it
but i am the one who is searching for that trap
god do kill me but let me have my cheese in my hand
i love u that's for sure
my love won't contaminate coz it's so pure
even the beauties of heaven can't distract me
coz,u r such a powerful magnet which attracts me
u give me the strength to carry on with life
u give me the power to talk to all other girls
i was modest that life looked like an axe but ur power melted it like a wax
i can continue forever like this but i took a wow never to waste time by writing more than a page
so girl i say ur body is a wonderland
(year 2002 love at first sight)
Sometimes u dare ,to talk to me
Sometimes u laugh ,looking at me
Sometimes u follow ,till the canteen
u r so wonderful that no words to write
i cry like a baby when ur out of sight
i don't carry ur photograph anywhere
coz u occupy my heart everywhere
u r slim,i am fat
u r cheez i am rat
destiny seems to be so harsh
that rat never gets cheese until they are converted to ash
i mean they have it when they are in trap
but fear of death don't let them consume it
but i am the one who is searching for that trap
god do kill me but let me have my cheese in my hand
i love u that's for sure
my love won't contaminate coz it's so pure
even the beauties of heaven can't distract me
coz,u r such a powerful magnet which attracts me
u give me the strength to carry on with life
u give me the power to talk to all other girls
i was modest that life looked like an axe but ur power melted it like a wax
i can continue forever like this but i took a wow never to waste time by writing more than a page
so girl i say ur body is a wonderland
(year 2002 love at first sight)
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